document.write('<div class="sidebar-module linkbox-module" id="linkbox-module-beyond_the_box_score">');
document.write('<h5>Beyond the Box Score<\/h5>');
document.write('<ul>');
document.write('<li><a href="http://www.suntimes.com">The Some-Times<\/a><br />');
document.write('Beware of the Heiny Bird.<\/li>');
document.write('<li><a href="http://www.chicagosports.com">The Trib<\/a><br />');
document.write('We Report...And Decide. <\/li>');
document.write('<li><a href="http://www.espn.com">Eastern Sports Propaganda Network<\/a><br />');
document.write('In case you care what\'s Jeter\'s favorite color on Tuesdays.<\/li>');
document.write('<li><a href="http://www.dailysouthtown.com">The Southtown<\/a><br />');
document.write('Worth reading.<\/li>');
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document.write('<\/div><div class="sidebar-module linkbox-module" id="linkbox-module-grinder_rules">');
document.write('<h5>Grinder Rules<\/h5>');
document.write('<ul>');
document.write('<li>5.  Never throw a home run ball back.  Ever. No exceptions.<br />');
document.write('Have they ever taken the run off the board? Right. Give it to the nearest youngster.<\/li>');
document.write('<li>4.  Always stand for the Anthem...and Thunderstruck.<br />');
document.write('Know who Gene Honda is.<\/li>');
document.write('<li>1.  Never leave or return to your seat when the ball is in play or the pitcher is on the mound.<br />');
document.write('This is the golden rule.<\/li>');
document.write('<li>2.  Grilled Onions? Yes.<\/li>');
document.write('<li>3.  Sing "Na-Na-Hey-Hey." It\'s tradition.<br />');
document.write('Nancy Faust: the woman, the myth, the legend.<\/li>');
document.write('<li>6.  Always root against a team that plays in a dome.<br />');
document.write('...especially if that team is the Twinkies.<\/li>');
document.write('<li>7.  Watch the players, not the ball.  Don\'t "Oooh" on a can-o-corn.<\/li>');
document.write('<li>8.  DH? I\'d rather see Thome hit than Dusty Baker think.<br />');
document.write('Argument over.<\/li>');
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